FACELESSBOOK
Harvest data. Manipulate billions.
Reach $1 TRILLION in evil wealth.
Dodge regulators. Bribe senators.
Destroy competitors.
WHY FACELESSBOOK
🎮 CHOICE-BASED EVIL
Make unethical decisions. Every choice corrupts you and makes you richer.
📊 LIVE TICKER
Watch your evil net worth climb as you harvest data and manipulate humanity.
🎯 MINIGAMES
Press conferences, congressional grillings, investor calls. Lie perfectly.
🎲 RANDOM CRISES
Data breaches, lawsuits, whistleblowers, rival CEOs. Unpredictable chaos.
🏆 ACHIEVEMENTS
Unlock achievements as you become pure evil. Trillion Club, Data Hoarder.
🏅 LEADERBOARD
Compete against other villainous CEOs. Top evil scores tracked globally.
🔓 ACHIEVEMENTS
HOW TO PLAY
Start as CEO
You're CEO of Facelessbook with $0 and 100K users. Reach $1 trillion through evil.
Make Evil Choices
Choose: harvest data, activate addiction, manipulate, bribe, dodge laws.
Navigate Crises
Handle press conferences, congressional hearings, investor calls. Lie brilliantly.
Accumulate Wealth
Data harvesting = money. User manipulation = money. Dodge lawsuits = more money.
Win or Lose
Reach $1 trillion to win. Stats saved to Hall of Evil leaderboard.
⚠️ SATIRE NOTICE ⚠️
Facelessbook is satirical commentary on corporate greed and privacy violations. Not affiliated with any real company. Political satire protected under fair use. This is a joke.